Getting Ahold of me

is the easiest way to get in touch with me.

Good reasons to get ahold of me include; You want me to take photos for you, you want to buy me a cup of coffee, you heard about a great deal on Nikon equipment, The weather in Moscow sucks and you wonder what it's like in Miami, etc.

Unnaceptable reasons include; You want to sell me viagra, You want me to vote for something, sell something, join something, buy something or any other nonsense. I own a spam hammer, and I will find every one of you little bastards.